Steve Martin may have the most ridiculous tour demands ever
No one is greater or more important than Steve Martin. Oh, excuse me, Mister Steve Martin, and he knows it as well as we all do. And as a personage of great import we are happy to […]
This pinball wizardry is totally hypnotic
You know, it would be so easy to do the obvious thing here. I really want to and I don’t think I can help it. Oh, no. It’s happening… “Ever since I was a young boy […]
Keith Richards’ pre-concert routine is more odd than you’d imagine
If you were a rock legend what would you request in your dressing room before big shows? You know, before you get on stage and proceed to rock the masses? You can have anything. Something […]
Report: 70% of American seniors feel younger than they are
I am not a senior citizen. Yet. I’m close, but no, NOT YET! If you are a senior, mazel. If you aren’t, well, I don’t know about you, but I am really not prepared for […]
This guy has 47 kids. He can’t get a date
Don’t you hate it when you meet a great new guy….he’s cute, good dresser, attentive listener, charming conversationalist, the best male dancer you’ve seen since the Solid Gold Dancers writhed across the floor back in […]
This artist ‘dresses’ celebs in tiny food outfits
Ruby Perman is not your grandmother’s Canasta partner, she is, instead, the worlds preeminent food fashion stylist, and while that is a mouthful, so is her work. The pandemic was rough on all of us. […]
Guess how much the ax from ‘The Shining’ sold for
I bet you have great ax-pectations for this piece. I promise you, it will not be a hatchet job. So there’s this ax, well, a faux ax. An ax made of foam and resin (light, […]
These women are spending their retirement photographing sea snakes
Ah, grandmas … the sweet, retired dears. They are always knitting afghans and canning mysterious fruits, baking cookies, tending their azaleas and swimming a couple of miles each day in open ocean waters, taking close […]
This guy’s vasectomy care package is hilarious
Before we jump into our lovely tale, a few vasectomy jokes: Did you hear about the first doctor to ever perform a vasectomy? He really got the ball rolling! Said the man after his […]
Lennon & McCartney ‘come together’ again, virtually
We’ve been convinced for a while now that there was some bad blood between Paul McCartney and John Lennon. While sad, maybe it’s no longer the case? Yeah, yeah, McCartney did say he blamed Lennon […]