There are some very strange things that happen in Ohio. For instance, you may not fish for whales on a Sunday. Weekday whale fishing is fine. Saturday is prime Ohio whale hunting time, of course. […]
Do you love bacon? How much? A lot? A lot a lot? Well, even if you do, you probably don’t love bacon as much as the band members of Metallica do. How do I know? Because […]
Whatever you may think on first hearing the name “Muddy Mildred,” you will probably be wrong. Wait … Yeah, definitely wrong. Because Muddy Mildred is not a mean name given to the number-one mud pie […]
Grace Jones is one of the most iconic faces in the history of pop culture. Unique doesn’t even begin to describe her one-of-a-kind diva-ness. Everything about her is solely hers… Her hair? Tall. Her style? […]
Well, it’s just about summer, and we all know exactly what that means. Mosquitos!!! We despise the tiny, evil bloodsuckers, but what if we could know ahead of an event or gathering how intense the […]
Not since Neal Sedaka crooned his ambrosial hit “Calendar Girl” has there been a sweeter, more creative use of the Gregorian calendar concept than that of the residents and staff of Spiritwood Assisted Living in […]
Am I the only one? The only one whose enjoyment of burritos is negated by burrito explodabity? Am I the only one who never wears light colors on burrito day because I know that no […]
Eighty-year-old Mike Palen has a secret he does not want to keep, and apparently it is the Fountain of Youth itself, so listen close, y’all. It’s weightlifting. Lifting “the heavy stuff,” as Palen calls it. […]
So yes, Van Halen had a concert rider in the ‘80s that had a very strange and very well-known request. You know it; anyone who was a kid in the ‘80s knew it. It was […]
You know, it would be so easy to do the obvious thing here. I really want to and I don’t think I can help it. Oh, no. It’s happening… “Ever since I was […]