Grace Jones is one of the most iconic faces in the history of pop culture. Unique doesn’t even begin to describe her one-of-a-kind diva-ness. Everything about her is solely hers… Her hair? Tall. Her style? […]
Well, it’s just about summer, and we all know exactly what that means. Mosquitos!!! We despise the tiny, evil bloodsuckers, but what if we could know ahead of an event or gathering how intense the […]
Not since Neal Sedaka crooned his ambrosial hit “Calendar Girl” has there been a sweeter, more creative use of the Gregorian calendar concept than that of the residents and staff of Spiritwood Assisted Living in […]
Am I the only one? The only one whose enjoyment of burritos is negated by burrito explodabity? Am I the only one who never wears light colors on burrito day because I know that no […]
Eighty-year-old Mike Palen has a secret he does not want to keep, and apparently it is the Fountain of Youth itself, so listen close, y’all. It’s weightlifting. Lifting “the heavy stuff,” as Palen calls it. […]
So yes, Van Halen had a concert rider in the ‘80s that had a very strange and very well-known request. You know it; anyone who was a kid in the ‘80s knew it. It was […]
You know, it would be so easy to do the obvious thing here. I really want to and I don’t think I can help it. Oh, no. It’s happening… “Ever since I was […]
No one is greater or more important than Steve Martin. Oh, excuse me, Mister Steve Martin, and he knows it as well as we all do. And as a personage of great import we are happy to […]
You know, it would be so easy to do the obvious thing here. I really want to and I don’t think I can help it. Oh, no. It’s happening… “Ever since I was a young boy […]
If you were a rock legend what would you request in your dressing room before big shows? You know, before you get on stage and proceed to rock the masses? You can have anything. Something […]
I am not a senior citizen. Yet. I’m close, but no, NOT YET! If you are a senior, mazel. If you aren’t, well, I don’t know about you, but I am really not prepared for […]
Don’t you hate it when you meet a great new guy….he’s cute, good dresser, attentive listener, charming conversationalist, the best male dancer you’ve seen since the Solid Gold Dancers writhed across the floor back in […]
Ruby Perman is not your grandmother’s Canasta partner, she is, instead, the worlds preeminent food fashion stylist, and while that is a mouthful, so is her work. The pandemic was rough on all of us. […]
I bet you have great ax-pectations for this piece. I promise you, it will not be a hatchet job. So there’s this ax, well, a faux ax. An ax made of foam and resin (light, […]
Ah, grandmas … the sweet, retired dears. They are always knitting afghans and canning mysterious fruits, baking cookies, tending their azaleas and swimming a couple of miles each day in open ocean waters, taking close […]
Before we jump into our lovely tale, a few vasectomy jokes: Did you hear about the first doctor to ever perform a vasectomy? He really got the ball rolling! Said the man after his […]
We’ve been convinced for a while now that there was some bad blood between Paul McCartney and John Lennon. While sad, maybe it’s no longer the case? Yeah, yeah, McCartney did say he blamed Lennon […]
Well, this is weird. I mean, I guess it’s supposed to be, in which case it is right on, but a chiseled Daniel Radcliffe dressed up as “Weird Al” Yankovic and shredding an accordion while […]
Well, we’ve waited 36 years, but Maverick is back and yes, it’s true — the Iceman cometh, too. And I’m not talking Lee Marvin, people. I’m talking the real, true, one and only Iceman. The […]
Well, Barbie is conquering new fields of study once again. Really, what can’t she do? And that includes mortuary sciences. It turns out the number of woman funeral directors has grown from just 5% of the […]
Why does Australia hate people? It wants to kill us all in horrific ways. A lot of Australia’s toads, spiders, jellyfish, octopuses and snakes are poisonous. Even the ticks cause paralysis. Don’t even get me […]
Adelle Archer owns a unique business: Eterneva, of Austin, Texas, makes beautiful sparkly gemstones out of the ashes of your deceased loved ones so you may wear (sounds weird, but you wear jewelry, right?) them […]
Listen to me. This is serious. When your house begins to rumble, grumble, and snore it is past time to see an expert. No, I don’t mean an exorcist. I mean the kind of expert […]
There’s something fake about Kim Kardashian’s Instagram. It’s True. Literally. That little joke will make sense in a minute… Have you ever taken a good look at her instagram? I don’t mean have you seen […]
This is a story of absolute horror. A woman hiking alone in Olympic National Forest in Washington state decided to use the privy. It was a decision she will regret until the end of her […]
Some people have all the luck. And then there’s this guy… According to news reports out of California, Clemente Martinez decided the best thing he could do in the early morning hours of March 6 […]
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past 80 years, you probably remember the blue-and-white gingham dress that Judy Garland wore in The Wizard of Oz. You’d imagine that dress would be on […]
Holy poop! Scientists have finally figured out why wombat dookie comes out in cubes. You knew that, right? Surely, we all knew that wombats poop little cubes, so here we go with […]
Holy poop! Scientists have finally figured out why wombat dookie comes out in cubes. You knew that, right? Surely, we all knew that wombats poop little cubes, so here we go with the why…. So, […]
Do you believe in loathe at first sight? You are about to experience it. Brace yourself. Also Karma…lots of Karma. Let’s all take a seat on the circle carpet and I will spin you the […]