Leg warmers, the ThighMaster, Tae Bo, and now a ring that tells you how you slept. The pitch never changes. I began my fitness career at age eight, teaching Get in Shape Girl! classes to exactly three […]
I don’t subscribe to lifestyle magazines. Mostly because whatever they tell me to do, I’ll do the opposite—out of spite, fatigue, and a deep mistrust of anyone who owns matching baskets. While Martha Stewart suggests […]
Once you’ve worked for tips, you don’t stop tipping. You just start asking who turned guilt into a payment strategy. It’s 3 a.m. on a Saturday, and six of us are sitting on the hallway […]
What I wanted was a clean garage. What I got was an existential crisis, a drunk uncle, and a dollar. If you’ve never put on a garage sale yourself and tried to convince people they […]
I had the power all along. But also? I’m tired. Some women find spiritual awakening in yoga. I find emotional clarity watching a teenage girl commit involuntary manslaughter via house and then politely apologize for […]
Given the fact that the employees at my local grocery store see me more than my own family does, it’s safe to say that I have quite a bit of experience pushing a full cart […]