Sorry. Not sorry. Leave your shoes at the door.
Let me set the scene. I politely ask my friend to take off her shoes at the door. There’s a pause. Her energy shifts. She raises a perfectly plucked eyebrow and asks, “Oh, so … […]
Let me set the scene. I politely ask my friend to take off her shoes at the door. There’s a pause. Her energy shifts. She raises a perfectly plucked eyebrow and asks, “Oh, so … […]
You had a list. Trader Joe’s had other plans. There are few grocery stores that can rewrite your list within the first five minutes, but Trader Joe’s has built an entire business model around it. […]
Let’s talk about cheating. Not on a partner, not on my taxes, but on the woman who cuts my hair. Because I would sooner fake my own death than tell her I’ve been seeing someone […]
By the time you reach middle age, you’ve learned two undeniable truths: Civilization is far more fragile than advertised. It collapses fastest in a Trader Joe’s parking lot. As it turns out, driving is the […]
She drove a Cadillac, washed paper plates, and was the most financially sophisticated person I’ve ever known. I have loyalty cards for three grocery stores. A closet of T-shirts that are legally old enough to […]
I’m a middle-aged woman with a Target Circle membership, a 9 p.m. bedtime, and enough internet experience to know better. How did I end up emotionally invested in a fight about mushrooms? It started innocently […]
Julia Child was the original influencer before tech bros invented the word, turned it into a business model, and immediately ruined it. During a time when women were expected to perform modesty in every direction, […]
There are few things in life that unite women across all backgrounds, cultures, and tax brackets quite like the soul-crushing experience of trying to contact customer service—especially now that the first person you reach is […]
I’ve been told my body is my temple. Holy. Sacred. Worthy of reverence. Turns out my temple has a nine-month waitlist, a copay that rivals my mortgage, and a patient portal designed by someone who […]
Leg warmers, the ThighMaster, Tae Bo, and now a ring that tells you how you slept. The pitch never changes. I began my fitness career at age eight, teaching Get in Shape Girl! classes to exactly three […]