Venus is the planet of beauty, justice, and magnetism. So naturally, she has some influence on your fashion. Want to look and feel like the very best version of yourself every time you get dressed this summer? […]
Listen up, stargazers and skeptics, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the surprisingly ancient history behind the wildly popular modern Horoscope. Yes, those little blurbs you and 70 million other Americans sneak a peek […]
OK, cosmic comrades and future puppet masters! Gather ’round, because your favorite slightly cynical (but devastatingly accurate) stargazer is here to spill the celestial tea. You want friends? You want influence? Honey, Dale Carnegie was […]
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who blink politely when you mention Big Little Lies, and those who would commit actual crimes to protect Nicole Kidman’s character in Expats. Nicole turns 58 this […]
The astrology of this week is like one of those extremely heartfelt reality show episodes where everyone cries, gets motivated, then dramatically backslides in time for the season finale. Let’s unpack it. Image Credit: Celeste. […]
If the current astrological (or political) climate has you hankering for a stiff drink, rest assured I am right there with you. But before you reach for whatever boring, pandemic-era spirits are leftover in the […]
Choosing a cat is a Big Deal. It’s right up there with deciding whether to get bangs or finally learning how to fold a fitted sheet. You’re making a real commitment, contrary to most of […]
If you like them, tell them. Directly. Maybe even loudly. They appreciate clarity. Ambiguity is for Libras and people choosing paint colors. An Aries wants to know where they stand, preferably yesterday. Okay, darling, […]
The intricate tapestry of the mother-daughter relationship is practically its own branch of cosmic study. Woven with threads of profound connection, frustrating knots, and patterns that repeat with the uncanny precision of planetary cycles–or that […]
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Your entire baffling, glorious, occasionally disastrous existence, conveniently (ha!) divided into 12 distinct Cosmic Properties! Forget Zillow scrolling at 2 AM while eating cold pizza – this is the portfolio that truly determines […]
All dogs are perfect, if you ask me. But Astrology can reveal the characteristics of your ideal four-legged friend. You’ll want to pull up your birth chart and check your rising sign for the most astrologically accurate […]